I may want to make this awesome.
Jesus could go deep-sea fishing! That would be bad ass.
Well, if you were Jesus, and you came back, wouldn’t you make a lot of money?
My dad had a guardian, because both of his parents were dead. His sister used to do her homework standing on her head. I tried it once, and she got mad at me! She’s kind of a bitch.
I think this person painted these watercolors by putting the paintbrush in their butt.