Literally exactly what happens

My old tool kit my dad got me like five years ago for Christmas has dwindled to a hammer and five of the exact same adjustable wrench. Like I’m pretty sure there’s a tool gnome in my house who feels bad for stealing my things, so he leaves me adjustable wrenches for everything he takes.

It’s both

She came over specifically to tell me I’m a good editor.

Are you sure she didn’t say that you were a good eater? They sound pretty close.

Fair enough

Well, you know — you win some, you lose some. Other times I just blame you for my problems.