We joke because we hurt.
Are you making fun of me or are you fingers not finging today either?
Is that your Audrey Hepburn look?
No, it’s my I-need-to-do-laundry look.
Let’s get a family plan together, since someone I know is dragging his feet.
Yes! “Do you have a lesbian partnership plan?”
I think I lost it last night in my car when I was listening to Peter Gabriel.