You look very demure, with your crossed legs and your Hitler moustache.
It’s that Catholic guilt.
That’s the great thing about being an Atheist. You can just be a bitch whenever you want.
Oh, you can do that if you’re Catholic too.
You look like a hobbit trying to find some treasure or something.
I had this chronic masturbating pirate for a roommate in college.
If I could be an actor, I would want to be just like Gary Busey.