Man, for being so slow they sure are hard to catch up with.
Have an experimental night and a titillating tomorrow!
Attention, universe: Please stop treating bacon like it’s Will Ferrell and automagically makes everything better no matter what you cram it into.
I’m just annoyed. I don’t think they’ve done anything. Also, I think they have snaggletooth. It helps me, to think they’re ugly.
And she said, “Well, I’m sensitive to food allergies.” I’ll give you food allergies, lady…