Your dog’s hanging out. I mean, your tongue’s hanging out.
What, are you like the Robin Hood of Blockbuster?
I think I’m going to make Facebook profiles for my dogs. I bet they get more friends than me.
Sadly, now that she suspects I’m an atheist, my pleas of “do it for Jesus” don’t really work anymore.
Boy, planning a Lisa-Frank-themed wedding has been harder than I thought.