Well, this was kind of a shitty pour. But the good news is that it’s still beer. I didn’t alter it in any way.
You know the single best way to make vegetarian food taste better? Bacon.
I got a little lit up last night by myself and started eating like an asshole.
It just lingers, like the feeling of a touch.
Ummm, what did you just say?!
I need an advent calendar for the whole year.
You mean like…a normal calendar?