Kids and mimosas

I always say, if you have to crawl through a pile of kids to reach the mimosas, get that shit over with as early as possible.

European shorts

I don’t think you’re allowed to wear underwear in front of the children.

They’re shorts. I’m European.

Bring your socks

Listen to me very carefully. Each of you needs to bring two pairs of socks: one to wear and one because someone is going to forget their socks. Does everybody understand?