“Line up for your free mandatory gay taco.” Hey, I think I just said something no one in the world has ever said before!
God, I hate this. Pun not intended.
Satan wants rainbow sprinkles on his ice cream.
Everyone’s going to church? I’m going to fuck shit up.
It just says super evil shit. Like “I’m gonna rip your leg off and poop,” stuff like that.
I didn’t know you guys were open on Sundays.
Its not a church! Wait. I mean…