Well, I had to buy some cheese. Cause that’s what old guys do.
My signature dish is revenge. And I like to throw it in the microwave just before serving it.
Hey, look at this little piece of fried egg I found! I thought of you right away.
What’s a roti?
It’s a burrito you can’t hold.
Is there a point at which eating chocolate espresso beans will save me?
I mean, give a guys a Christmas list and a tuna melt and you’re gonna have a nap sandwich.