Take PTO to go to a charitable event. It feels spiteful.
Sounds like a job for a librarian!
No offense, but I knew you in that era, and I don’t know how anyone was like, “Yeah, that’s manager material.”
How can you manage? You can’t even manage your life!
Do you want to have dinner before your meeting at six?
Yep, my meeting’s at six.
Right. Have you figured out what you want to eat?
Sure, we can figure something out.
Getting paid to get laid by government-issued prostitutes!