Master of your doman
It has no natural predators…in my backyard…except for me.
Month: September 2009
There sure is a lot of semen
There sure is a lot of semen in this room.
Aquaman of the sky
I’m like Aquaman of the sky.
brother
He really does that, to be cool? I love your brother.
Cool huh
Your face is in the dirt. You have a dirt mustache.
Pick a number any number
I’ll give her my number. Your number. A number. Take a number.
Your face is not on fire.
And then, you get to that point where you just keep telling yourself, “Don’t scream.” Then you know you’re going to be fine.
Black is the new black
Yeah, but black is the new black, so maybe I should wear the black pants.