That makes one of us
I’m OK with touching.
Month: November 2009
Humping or butt-grinding
Is this humping? No, that’s butt-grinding.
Double-teaming us, Jim
They’re double-teaming us, Jim!
Thank you
Your girlfriend has a lot of parts.
You’re telling me
He just likes to hold his penis against your shoe.
That’s my beard
What’s that on your neck?Oh, this here? That’s my beard.
Do it with hipsters
This commercial doesn’t make me want to buy an iPod. It just makes me want to do it with hipsters.
Solid plan
I always tell my kids: Marry your second wife first.
Ugly babies are the worst
I mean, seriously. What if I had an ugly baby? I like to think I’m more grown-up than that, but…
OK
Let’s not talk again for awhile, OK?OK.
Know your strengths
I’m…just going to wander away while I mutter to myself.That’s the best way to spend your time.
Drunk dialing
OK. Yup. Bye bye. *click* Whew, put down the bottle, sir… I’m contact-drunk from that call.
Definitely the DJ
I like to wear these and think that people might think I’m a DJ. Like, look at that girl’s shoes. I wonder what she’s doing here — maybe...
You’re buying sushi bro
If I like him, you owe me sushi. If I hate him, you owe me sushi.
Come to order
This meeting of the Bathroom Club is officially commencing.
The shitty kind
What kind of shits are they asking about?
Jacket is as jacket does
Nice jacket! Looks warm.…It helps.
Effectively hiding the thunder
Do these effectively hide my thunder?
Zombies can’t win
Dude, zombies can’t win.
Says who
Just because you’re bored doesn’t mean you can be blatantly dangerous.
Nipple please
What do you think? Nipple, or no nipple?
I can help with that
My goal is to get an adult to run away from me.