Your emails never make sense let’s be real
Did you read the email I sent you?I read about every other word.Well go read the rest of it and see if you can piece it together so it makes sense.
Month: April 2010
Is there tho
There’s a difference between passively waiting for visitors and going out and poking them in the eye.
Smart lady
Ohh, it’s for behavior modification. Don’t tell my wife, or I’ll end up wearing a full-body cone.
Just another day then
We were drinking coffee just to stay alive.
Craigslist is for lovers
Well, if you need someone to hold you, just let me know.And you’ll find somebody for me?Right. I’ll check CraigsList. There’s probably someone...
You are correct ma’am
Sorry, I didn’t mean to interrupt you — I didn’t think you would object to a conversation about boobs.
So that’s why
First you should get married, because when you get married you get a Kitchen Aid mixer.
Displeasing shenanigans
I am displeased with your shenannigans.
Time-sensitive information
I think I may have to miss the party — there’s a guy yelling about the word of the lord outside my window and I don’t want to miss a word!
Bad news
It would be kind of cool to make a movie about Santa being an arms dealer for the rest of the year. Like he rides around in his supersonic sled distributing arm...
Prove it
I don’t believe in honey.…it’s not a myth.
Easter is disappointing
OK, I’m not sure that setting an egg down in the middle of the hallway constitutes “hiding.” I think that’s called “dropping.̶...
Typical
Sounds like a bad idea. I’m in.
Seems legit
That reminds me…I have to buy cat food at Trader Joe’s. For my multiple cats. Might look for a shapeless gray cardigan while I’m out as well.
Or both
OK, if you’re in the lip balm business, you’d better also be in the lip balm cap business. Otherwise you’re in the business of FAIL.
Are you sure it wasn’t Spiney McCutsinhalf tho
What was that name I came up for her?Spiney McCutsinhalf?No, not Spiney McCutsinhalf…
Either way
So I have to go into work for 8 hours, but I’m out of work to do.Pull a George Costanza and just look really frustrated.Oh, I thought you meant take a nap...