Yikes
My undies were literally in a bunch.
Month: May 2010
Maybe both
Am I that forgettable, or do these people just drink a lot of whiskey?
I only dance when I’m good
There’s a reason I only dance when I’m drunk. That’s when I start thinking I’m good.
WTF is a collar bone srsly
…so, you’re young, and pretty hip…my son is dating a new lady friend and he tells me she has her collarbones pierced. What is that??
I expect a lot
He just said he’s expecting again!What! A baby!No, a package from UPS.Shut up.
Possibly not true
I was more drunk than most people in Florida.
Shit on my face and tell me that you love me
Do you use foundation that you’re really happy with? I hate the feeling of sh*t on my face. Um. I guess that’s probably typical of most people thoug...
Correct sir
At first I thought you wrote so poorly because the original email was written so poorly. Now, I realize that you’re drunk.
You don’t know
So the Hindu reading guy left me a free copy of his book and it smells so good. Like an Indian spice buffet. I keep sniffing it because it smells like coriander...
Are you sure you weren’t tho
I think I was supposed to be born in New Jersey.