July 2010 – OVERHEARD IN MY LIVING ROOM

Overheard/Science & Medicine

Sound diagnosis

Posted on July 31, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

It was probably a heat thing. Like overheating, or something to do with heat. Published with Blogger-droid v1.4.8

Insults & Injury/Overheard

Thanks for the warning

Posted on July 31, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

I’m going to get sickeningly close to you, buttface. Published with Blogger-droid v1.4.8

Overheard/Science & Medicine

So close yet so far

Posted on July 30, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

I thought it would be like sunburn, but it was more like a real burn. Published with Blogger-droid v1.4.8

Human Anatomy/Overheard

I would like to see that

Posted on July 30, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

If my brain could stick out some crazy arms and wave them around, it would. Published with Blogger-droid v1.4.8

Cool Facts/Overheard

Delete

Posted on July 30, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

I know too many things. Published with Blogger-droid v1.4.8

Overheard/The Office

How’s it going then

Posted on July 29, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

He’s been trying to come up with a big baby head for awhile. Published with Blogger-droid v1.4.8

Cooking & Eating/Overheard

Well they were delicious

Posted on July 26, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

This is for decoration, not your mouth. Published with Blogger-droid v1.4.8

Drugs/Overheard

Phone stoner

Posted on July 26, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

I just called a wrong number, and the person who answered was totally stoned. “WHO??” Published with Blogger-droid v1.4.8

Family Matters/Overheard

Oh well then

Posted on July 23, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

I’m going to have a shitty weekend. Why? Because I’m married? Published with Blogger-droid v1.4.8

Overheard/Science & Medicine

That is exactly what happened

Posted on July 21, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

I was going to be a boy, but my parents probably weren’t going to name me Leonard. It must have been when I ate that other twin when I turned into a girl....

Fashion & Failure/Overheard

Debatable

Posted on July 20, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

It’s better to look good than to feel good. Published with Blogger-droid v1.4.8

Drinking/Overheard

Just in case

Posted on July 18, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

I did bring a margarita to a Mexican restaurant. Published with Blogger-droid v1.4.7

Cooking & Eating/Overheard

It is that good

Posted on July 18, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

I want to cry right now I’m so happy. I want to shove it in my mouth. Published with Blogger-droid v1.4.7

Overheard/Words and Phrases

Secs-y

Posted on July 16, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

Can you come over here for a sec? I have all the secs you want! Um…wait. Published with Blogger-droid v1.4.6

Music and the Arts/Overheard

Lucky bastard

Posted on July 16, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

I feel like Wayne Coyne. Published with Blogger-droid v1.4.6

Overheard/Random and Awesome

I’m familiar

Posted on July 16, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

I’m familiar with these. What are they? Published with Blogger-droid v1.4.6

Catholics & Atheists/Overheard

Best idea ever

Posted on July 16, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

I want Bruce Dickinson to sing the Bible. Published with Blogger-droid v1.4.6

Overheard/Random and Awesome

You wizard

Posted on July 16, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

I can do it with anything. Published with Blogger-droid v1.4.6

Cool Facts/Overheard

Excellent

Posted on July 16, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

All good things come to… me. Published with Blogger-droid v1.4.6

Overheard/Sports & Games

Which will accomplish something anyway

Posted on July 16, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

I need a masssage, so I’m going to sit on the couch with a beer and watch golf. In my underwear. Published with Blogger-droid v1.4.6

Human Anatomy/Overheard

Excuse me

Posted on July 14, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

That was my rogue finger, sorry. Published with Blogger-droid v1.4.6

Overheard/Sports & Games

That’s the goalie

Posted on July 11, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

Didn’t he use his hands? That’s the goalie. He’s allowed to do that. Published with Blogger-droid v1.4.1

Insults & Injury/Overheard

Totally wasn’t listening

Posted on July 11, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

No, it’s alright, I’m listening. Can you start over? Published with Blogger-droid v1.4.1

Cooking & Eating/Overheard

Boring apps are the worst apps

Posted on July 11, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

I’m annoyed by the lameness of the appetizers sampler. Published with Blogger-droid v1.4.1

Overheard/Technology and the Internet

God

Posted on July 10, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

I should have checked my blind spot for your mergings. Published with Blogger-droid v1.4.1

Human Anatomy/Overheard

Talented little ladies

Posted on July 10, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

My boobs frequently save people from being arrested. Published with Blogger-droid v1.4.1

Overheard/Words and Phrases

You know that guy

Posted on July 9, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

I think it’s Thomas, but it might be Robert. One of those fatherly names.I think it’s Gary.That could also be it.

Cool Facts/Overheard

Surprise

Posted on July 8, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

All I think about is getting laid, and domain names.

Human Anatomy/Overheard

Thank you

Posted on July 8, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

Your squishy things line up better than mine do.

Overheard/Technology and the Internet

More Comic Sans please

Posted on July 8, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

Comic Sans?? I don’t think so.

Music and the Arts/Overheard

Both valid questions

Posted on July 6, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

I really want to know how Talking Heads can end up on my Rammstein Pandora station. I really want to know how you can end up listening to a Rammstein Pandora st...

Cooking & Eating/Overheard