August 2010 – OVERHEARD IN MY LIVING ROOM

Insults & Injury/Overheard

And you’re delicious

Posted on August 31, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

I just love marinading in pointlessness. Published with Blogger-droid v1.5.7

Overheard/Words and Phrases

Nein bitte

Posted on August 31, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

Ok, I don’t know why I woke up in German this morning. Published with Blogger-droid v1.5.7

Overheard/Science & Medicine

Thanks doc

Posted on August 28, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

Beer is an antihistamine, right? Published with Blogger-droid v1.5.5.2

Cool Facts/Overheard

Thanks for the recap

Posted on August 28, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

You’re touching the thing with your hand-meat. Published with Blogger-droid v1.5.5.2

Overheard/Technology and the Internet

Maybe not

Posted on August 27, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

Maybe that money could have been spent on a projector that was made in my lifetime. Published with Blogger-droid v1.5.5.2

Cooking & Eating/Overheard

The only unit of measure

Posted on August 27, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

I hate to go to vegetarian restaurants without a tape measure. Published with Blogger-droid v1.5.5.2

Overheard/Poop Jokes

Dibs on the pooping

Posted on August 23, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

I call dibs on pooping in the shower first! Published with Blogger-droid v1.5.3.1

Insults & Injury/Overheard

Thanks for clarifying

Posted on August 18, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

No, I always look like this, but I usually just sit here and look at monkeys. Published with Blogger-droid v1.5.3.1

Overheard/The Office

Ahh yes

Posted on August 9, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

What’s she doing in town? She just wants to sit with people more, and do the things… Published with Blogger-droid v1.4.8

Overheard/Pets

Twenty bucks and you’re on

Posted on August 8, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

I kind of want to get your dog to lick my kid in the face. Published with Blogger-droid v1.4.8

Overheard/Pets

Die happy tho

Posted on August 6, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

I’d be a terrible pet owner. I’d just feed them cheese every day of their life, and they’d live for 6 months. they’d have a good life, t...

Insults & Injury/Overheard

Just like that

Posted on August 6, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

Is she one of those people who likes to take things away from themselves? Published with Blogger-droid v1.4.8

Overheard/The Great Outdoors

Good point

Posted on August 2, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

Why would you want spring water? Animals poop in springs. Published with Blogger-droid v1.4.8

Overheard/Words and Phrases

Monstrous

Posted on August 1, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

You know, it’s funny — in a horror movie, when there’s “monster” involved it’s a bad thing, but with food, the word “m...

Cool Facts/Overheard

I second the pearls

Posted on August 1, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

I would only order oysters if I could harvest the pearls for profit. Published with Blogger-droid v1.4.8

Cooking & Eating/Overheard

Refined palate sir

Posted on August 1, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

Mmmm, tastes like high blood pressure. Published with Blogger-droid v1.4.8

Drugs/Overheard

The enjoyment did not diminish

Posted on August 1, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

These cigarettes were 75 cents off, but they’re still delicious. Published with Blogger-droid v1.4.8

Cool Facts/Overheard

I too am glad

Posted on August 1, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

I’m glad I got to service you. Published with Blogger-droid v1.4.8

Birds & Bees/Overheard

Bold claim sir

Posted on August 1, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

I’m the Indiana Jones of sex toys. Published with Blogger-droid v1.4.8