September 2010 – OVERHEARD IN MY LIVING ROOM

Also, Jon told me that you cannot create a new universe by microwaving a microwave that is microwaving the air inside of the bigger microwave. In my experience,...

Human Anatomy/Overheard

Srsly ouch

Posted on September 12, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

I want to give birth to a two-year-old. Ouch. Published with Blogger-droid v1.5.9

Fashion & Failure/Overheard

How do you know it isn’t

Posted on September 10, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

If your skin was plastic, that would look ideal. Published with Blogger-droid v1.5.7

Cool Facts/Overheard

Not even in Monopoly or

Posted on September 10, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

I’ve never been to juvenile jail. Either as a juvenile or otherwise. Published with Blogger-droid v1.5.7

Cooking & Eating/Overheard

Utterly

Posted on September 10, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

No one eats just one Cheeto. That’s just preposterous. Published with Blogger-droid v1.5.7

Overheard/Pop Culture

Fine art

Posted on September 9, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

See, I like movies where people are being hurt, in their balls. Published with Blogger-droid v1.5.7

Overheard/Technology and the Internet

Suck sounds

Posted on September 9, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

Our phones sounds like suck. Published with Blogger-droid v1.5.7

Fashion & Failure/Overheard

We need to talk

Posted on September 9, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

My shoes are too tight on ny head, and it’s giving me podiatry problems. Published with Blogger-droid v1.5.7

Insults & Injury/Overheard

Thank you ma’am

Posted on September 8, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

I like your attitude today. It’s spicy! Published with Blogger-droid v1.5.7

Cooking & Eating/Overheard

You’re very welcome

Posted on September 8, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

Thanks for the strange meat! Published with Blogger-droid v1.5.7

Literature and the Arts/Overheard

It really shouldn’t

Posted on September 5, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

If a book is good, it shouldn’t matter if you can’t read it. Published with Blogger-droid v1.5.7

Overheard/Words and Phrases

Do it

Posted on September 4, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

Shiver me plum-bers. Published with Blogger-droid v1.5.7

Insults & Injury/Overheard

I try

Posted on September 4, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

You are occasionally not horrible. Published with Blogger-droid v1.5.7

Family Matters/Overheard

First of all

Posted on September 3, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

What’s bad about daycare? Well, it’s run by the klan. Published with Blogger-droid v1.5.7

History & Geography/Overheard

Cool story

Posted on September 2, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

This reminds me of another place. Or maybe it reminds me of a ride. Published with Blogger-droid v1.5.7

Music and the Arts/Overheard

Not sure what for

Posted on September 2, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

I made him get me a guitar pick, because sometimes they’re useful.

Fun & Games/Overheard

That’s an odd one

Posted on September 2, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

I collect antique tarps. Published with Blogger-droid v1.5.7

Overheard/Random and Awesome

Constantly eating bleach

Posted on September 1, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

Maybe I was eating bleach again. Published with Blogger-droid v1.5.7

Cooking & Eating/Overheard

Good eye sniper

Posted on September 1, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

Is this an old or a new dishwasher? That’s an oven. Published with Blogger-droid v1.5.7