October 2010 – OVERHEARD IN MY LIVING ROOM

Fashion & Failure/Overheard

Good story, sparkle ninja

Posted on October 31, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

Well, good luck with the sparkles. I have little girls to impress. …I’m sure. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.3

Drinking/Overheard

Prove it

Posted on October 31, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

This punch doesn’t have like, crazy properties or anything. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.3

Birds & Bees/Overheard

Let’s enter immediately then

Posted on October 31, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

I like it. It looks like a gay bar in there. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.3

Happy Holidays/Overheard

Halloween stain obvs

Posted on October 31, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

How’s your stain? Spooky. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.3

Music and the Arts/Overheard

Dude you too

Posted on October 25, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

So last night I slept on the floor in a flop house next to a platinum Hillary Duff record. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.3

Life & Death/Overheard

All those things and more Sheila

Posted on October 23, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

What’s all in it? The circle of life? And baby? Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.3

Cooking & Eating/Overheard

Both

Posted on October 23, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

Is it the stuff that’s spicy or the thing that’s spicy? Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.3

Family Matters/Overheard

Nah too many kids

Posted on October 23, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

Would you like to join me in the children’s park? Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.3

Overheard/Pop Culture

I am

Posted on October 20, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

You look a little bit like what’s-his-name, in…thingy. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.3

Overheard

No such luck

Posted on October 19, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

I thought you were someone else asking a different question. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.3

Overheard/Science & Medicine

How’s now

Posted on October 18, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

Hi — I’d like to make an appointment to get slapped around, please? Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.3

Family Matters/Overheard

Those weren’t dreams and you’re in jail now

Posted on October 18, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

I’m losing your baby in my dreams. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.3

Catholics & Atheists/Overheard

Sorry Jesus

Posted on October 17, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

I peed in the pew. Sorry, Jesus. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.3

Overheard/Sports & Games

Times are hard

Posted on October 17, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

Ok, that was just two terrible things. They made a touchdown, AND I can’t drink whiskey at your wedding?? Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.3

Overheard/Sports & Games

Jesus is a Packer fan

Posted on October 17, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

Jesus is a Packer fan. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.3

Drinking/Overheard

Highly specific

Posted on October 17, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

All this sausage mining is making me thirsty. I need a nipple of beer. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.3

Insults & Injury/Overheard

Riiight

Posted on October 17, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

I was being a dick to her, but it was funny. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.3

Birds & Bees/Overheard

Sorry about the love

Posted on October 6, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

Even if I don’t know you, I love you. So, sorry. You’re stuck with my love. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.2

Drinking/Overheard

Beer is not a liquid

Posted on October 3, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

Do you want to get a coffee or something? No, I don’t need any more liquids. I might get a beer in a bit. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.0

Cool Facts/Overheard

Wings are terrible

Posted on October 2, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

It’s better when you have no wings and you blow people up. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.0

Human Anatomy/Overheard

Crazy cool

Posted on October 2, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

Wouldn’t it be cool to be really tall? Like the crazy giants? Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.0

Insults & Injury/Overheard

Definitely

Posted on October 2, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

Don’t tell her. She’ll probably feel bad maybe. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.0

Cooking & Eating/Overheard

Sweet

Posted on October 1, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

Ok, I’m going to store one leg in the freezer, and one leg hanging out of the freezer… Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.0

Human Anatomy/Overheard

Get it together Sheila

Posted on October 1, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

Nooooo! Parts of me are falling out of my nose! Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.0