I just got back from the bonecracker. At one point, he twisted my head clean off, and I was all “Dude, put my head back on!” and he was all “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!” then he dropped my head and kicked it and ran away. I had to climb back up on the table using my tongue and wiggle back onto my neck. That’s one co-pay I want back.
…What kind of drugs are chiropractors giving out these days??
Yelp that shit bro
