January 2011 – OVERHEARD IN MY LIVING ROOM

Aaaaand I just spent the whole morning reading about the Packers and looking for cute Aaron Rodgers pics for my profile. I’m pretty sure I’m 12 year...

Overheard/Technology and the Internet

Done and done

Posted on January 19, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

I need robofingers, so I can type faster and not get tired. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Overheard/Technology and the Internet

No

Posted on January 19, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

I don’t understand why you’re so old school on the creepiness. Use some tech. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Fashion & Failure/Overheard

Thanks I think

Posted on January 17, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

You look like a New Years celebration. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Overheard/Poop Jokes

Yes, please fart in the closet

Posted on January 16, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

Wait — where is the fart closet? Our closet? With clothes? Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Insults & Injury/Overheard

Don’t tell me my business Sheila

Posted on January 16, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

Do NOT get the sleep laughs. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Overheard/Science & Medicine

Lemme see that doctors note

Posted on January 14, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

No one believes me that I’m wearing Moon Boots for medical reasons. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Cooking & Eating/Overheard

Sandwich shenanigans

Posted on January 12, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

It’s not even a real sandwich. It’s like someone cut open this baguette and meddled with it. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Cool Facts/Overheard

Cool thanks for the warning

Posted on January 12, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

We either have some, or more. Um…I’ll be over here, thinking of other important things to say. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Family Matters/Overheard

Great advice pal

Posted on January 11, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

Don’t ever have kids, for real. Adopt an 8-year-old. Just make sure they have all their teeth before you bring them home. Published with Blogger-droid v1....

Overheard/Sports & Games

Don’t make me kick you in the shins

Posted on January 10, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

If your player gets hurt, you get charged a time out. You know, so you can’t be like “ughhh, I’m hurt.” Like soccer players do. Publishe...

Cool Facts/Overheard

True fact

Posted on January 10, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

No, I’m excited. I’m never excited. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Drinking/Overheard

I’ll be there in five

Posted on January 10, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

I’m just gonna be drunk at home doing laundry. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Family Matters/Overheard

And we’d all thank you for it

Posted on January 10, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

If my mom was like that, I’d bring her to the bar. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Cooking & Eating/Overheard

The power of torte compels you

Posted on January 10, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

All of that happened because of a blackberry torte. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Drinking/Overheard

Don’t judge me

Posted on January 9, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

Are you trying to make yourself barf? Are you drinking Makers and wine? Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Birds & Bees/Overheard

Keep going

Posted on January 9, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

Oooh, that feels good. Is it weird that that feels good? Yes. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Overheard/Sports & Games

Trademark that shit

Posted on January 9, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

First and Kuhn! Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Drinking/Overheard

Math is hard

Posted on January 9, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

This is going to be a rough whiskey drink with only like two ice cubes. There are five. Shut up. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Overheard/Random and Awesome

I’m sorry

Posted on January 9, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

This reminds me of dorms. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Fashion & Failure/Overheard

I pity the fool

Posted on January 9, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

I like your chains, milady. It looks like pirate gold. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Happy Holidays/Overheard

Cheers all around

Posted on January 9, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

Ah, yes. Great Successtivus. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Human Anatomy/Overheard

What a charmer

Posted on January 7, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

A kid just told me I have nice knuckles. Uh, thanks? Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Overheard/The Great Outdoors

The list is endless

Posted on January 4, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

There’s so much material with gorillas — the extra long arms, the chest-beating, the banana-eating, the hanging out in mist… Published with Bl...

Music and the Arts/Overheard

Never too late to start

Posted on January 1, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

I’d I could do it all over again, I’d do it like Kenny Loggins. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Drinking/Overheard

I mean it wouldn’t hurt

Posted on January 1, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

Oh my gosh, I can’t find my bag. Do you need more vodka? Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Drinking/Overheard

Good planning

Posted on January 1, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

Do we need to f*ck with jackets? I’ve had enough vodka where I should be fine. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5