Impressive they are
Man, for being so slow they sure are hard to catch up with. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.8
Month: May 2011
You too please
Have an experimental night and a titillating tomorrow! Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.8
Project management: the struggle is real
I’m just annoyed. I don’t think they’ve done anything. Also, I think they have snaggletooth. It helps me, to think they’re ugly. Publish...
And if they are beef
Unless your keys are made out of beef, I’m pretty sure sending a dog after them isn’t going to help. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.8
I do
And he kept saying he hopes I have a good life. I don’t know why that makes me feel weird. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.8
Know thyself
We were very passive children. Almost noodley. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.8
Fuck
There is literally a shortage of bits on the internet today. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.8
I can be very convincing
No, Santa will not give you a margarita. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.8
Pets benefit us in many ways
I love how puppies sleep on top of each other. Oh, and speaking of teabagging, one totally has his ass covering the other’s face. Published with Blogger-d...
You’re a weird hippie srsly
I mean, he was a weird hippie, but you know, he was well-spoken, kind of interesting, he didn’t smell– Oh, he smelled. …Oh. Well. Published wi...
Kind of you sir
No, I can’t leave my fiancee on her wedding-hair night. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.8
Why would I do this
Go to this creepy-looking health store, get your blood drained or something. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.8
Good
Are you grossed out by gross things? Oh, I like gross things. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.8