I call this winning sir
I just signed up for a bean bag league? What am I doing with my life…
Month: April 2013
So are you gonna eat yours or
So, these corn burgers are made out of fungus…
I would
Why do you think traffic sucked so much? Because it’s so nice out? Yeah. People are just driving around, rubbernecking the weather.
The sweetest death wish
I will take a shot for every person who buys my book. I may be mildly buzzed, but I’ll still probably be able to drive home. Aww, I hope you die of alcoho...