May 2013 – OVERHEARD IN MY LIVING ROOM

No it was definitely chopping

Posted on May 29, 2013 by Overheard in My Living Room

What? Oh, chopping. At first I thought you said popping. Like in popping and locking.

Posted on May 29, 2013 by Overheard in My Living Room

Yeah. Its hard to keep track of things.

Posted on May 26, 2013 by Overheard in My Living Room

Can we have a murder drinking game? I mean, if anyone feels like drinking by then?

Posted on May 25, 2013 by Overheard in My Living Room

I feel like I’m in Middle Earth. Or London.

Posted on May 25, 2013 by Overheard in My Living Room

It’s weird, what goes on here. I mean, sugar is a product of alcohol breaking down.

Posted on May 25, 2013 by Overheard in My Living Room

Let’s smoke pot and not wear bras!

Posted on May 25, 2013 by Overheard in My Living Room

Hey, you’re an actor, right? Well, kind of — I’m a comedian. Ohhh, the famous comedian!

Posted on May 25, 2013 by Overheard in My Living Room

How am I supposed to Instagram my shitty day?

Posted on May 25, 2013 by Overheard in My Living Room

They don’t sell bowls at Trader Joe’s? Buy an apple.

Posted on May 20, 2013 by Overheard in My Living Room

If it doesn’t hurt your nose, you’re not doing it right.

Posted on May 19, 2013 by Overheard in My Living Room

I love blaming things on kids. I do it every day.

Posted on May 18, 2013 by Overheard in My Living Room

I feel like a Superman. Because I am.