Maybe both, life is short
He looks like he should run a biker bar. Or an Amish store.
Month: June 2013
Sounds exhausting
Nice dance — what have you been watching lately? Nineteen flopper movies.
Well good
She didn’t ruin everything. Just when she was talking.
What did we learn
When I picked up that burning log earlier I burned my thumb.
To each her own
I’m not crazy about him making monkey sounds, though. I could pass on that.
That’s pretty much it yeah
All I remember about The Matrix is…a sweaty cult dance?
I know because I’ve done it
It’s like walking right into someone’s mouth.
God I hate baseball players
He does look like a baseball player. I don’t know what I was thinking.
Worth spitting into anyway
Not quite the Grand Canyon, but a “pretty sweet” canyon.
Excellent question sir
How long would he have to wait to kill someone with that spear for it not to be first-degree murder?
So you’re saying I’m a wizard
Take your bra off. Let me see those warlocks.
Makes sense
He’s making a spear. For murder.
I advise not worrying about it then
I feel like if I had a tick in my hair I wouldn’t find it for a couple years.
Oh good
I proved to be good in the woods.
Just an expensive piece of paper really
I mean, I’m a nurse. So I don’t know much.
Often confused
That was a woman, I think. No, that was Fred Armisen.
And they say romance is dead
There’s moments, when we’re playing Mario, when both our controllers are shaking.
Prove it
He’s the touchable type.
Strict lodging requirements
I didn’t bring my dog, so I can’t sleep in the spare bed.
By the way, I wouldn’t spread that around
By the way, at first I thought that candle was a chicken of some sort.