But how is her makeup always perfect, answer that
I think that’s why I like New Girl, is that it’s not science fiction.
Month: October 2013
Dude where’d you get those
These sunglasses feel amazing. I’m invisible.
Correct
No world could have enough sex.
Moving on up then
It’s the first time I’ve seen him make anything from a recipe other than taco meat.
Literally what are you talking about
Jim Proctor? Yes. Like a proctologist? Yes. So, he’s a proctologist? Well, maybe as a hobby.
The trifecta really
Coffee and blow — what else is there? All we need is lunch!
How about that local political convention
It’s been a nonstop moronathon.
Boy have I got the pet for you
I love diabetes and cats!
I mean what are my options
Do you want to get double pregnant?