Wasn’t gonna say anything but
You know, I noticed you had lost weight when I was wiping up your lap.
Month: December 2013
Don’t we all
I wish I had more dicks.
That’s the most evil you can think of huh
It just says super evil shit. Like “I’m gonna rip your leg off and poop,” stuff like that.
Really my true nature
I want to bash everything over the head and drag it to my cave.
Yeah, you know
Well, dolls are just creepy. You know, when they look at you for a long time.
Story of my life
Well, I’ve clearly not spent enough time in front of a Poison poster. This is my first time. I am not a Poison poster.
That may not be the problem
I know it’s like a pregnant belly thing, to want to touch him in the face…
So many possibilities
Who am I thinking of? Not Rod Stewart, the other guy I hate.
Sound logic
I want a girlfriend so I can get a dog.