Cool sciencing bro
Bird poop is definitely heavier than tomatoes.
Month: March 2014
Truly the worst
I need to wash this sweatshirt. It smells like person.
Cool conversation there guys
Ahh, gentlemen. Ahh, grunts and things. Would you like some manly cocaine? Yes. Just rocks, please.
Better luck next time
She just almost cheersed that old lady in the face.
Back off lady
I want to eat your feet! They look delicious.
Did it work tho
He high-fived me in the face for a piece of bacon.
Prove it
The power of soup compels you!
I’m good thanks
What alternative thing to watch would you like to watch? As an alternative?
Excellent formula
You shake that moneymaker, because I want some more kimchee.
Serious question
Why do you look so much like an elderly ghost?
Honesty is everything
It’s hard not to be an asshole.
Food should always come in ball form is what I’m saying
What’s a good way to deliver delicious things to our mouths? Balls.
Lured by balls, as usual
Maybe I will wake up a little bit and have some wine and eat a ball.
I mean they don’t take up that much room
You can’t even fit that many thigh tattoos in your venue.
They are now
Is this band just called Beards and Glasses now or what?
No one thinks of carbon.
If I had a super power, it would be to control carbon. Think about it: I could control everything. I could turn you into a fish, or I could break you apart. No ...