June 2014 – OVERHEARD IN MY LIVING ROOM

How does one get this job

Posted on June 29, 2014 by Overheard in My Living Room

Getting paid to get laid by government-issued prostitutes!

Posted on June 29, 2014 by Overheard in My Living Room

Except I’ll probably find like 17 people I slept with. Well…that’s a nice round number…

Posted on June 28, 2014 by Overheard in My Living Room

Hair should not hurt when you move it.

Posted on June 14, 2014 by Overheard in My Living Room

Long time no see! Yeah, and this time I have clothes on.

Posted on June 7, 2014 by Overheard in My Living Room

I have no problem sleeping with her, I just don’t like her hair.

Posted on June 7, 2014 by Overheard in My Living Room

John Adams! Who’s that? Uh, a president. Oh, I only know of the beer.

Posted on June 7, 2014 by Overheard in My Living Room

Lee Harvey Oswald. Who’s that, a scientist?

Posted on June 7, 2014 by Overheard in My Living Room

Uretha Franklin.

Posted on June 7, 2014 by Overheard in My Living Room

You look like the kinda guy who would have ginger ale.

Posted on June 6, 2014 by Overheard in My Living Room

Oh yeah. A lotta fermented bananas that weekend.

Posted on June 6, 2014 by Overheard in My Living Room

There’s no way there’s poop in your bedroom.

Posted on June 1, 2014 by Overheard in My Living Room

This tastes like elf shit.