Truth
Life is what happens in between treats.
Month: November 2014
Get used to it sir
I know nothing. But you’re the husband! Exactly.
Yeah you know that guy
You know: Jimmy The Rock Lennon.
Accurate assessment
Lots of butt stuff today.
Is that really a thing tho
I just realized this James Taylor record I grew up listening to has a ton of sax in it. Almost too much sax.
Such empathy srsly
Oh, poor The Browns.
Indeed
Time is weird.
What else is new
It’s 9am and I have a hankerin’ for some pasties.
Such a beautiful world
One of my clients is doing a website for a pot dispensary. She is noticeably high in all of our meetings. It’s funny, then extremely annoying.
Just like that
I mean look at that guy. It’s like General Patton marching into that war he conquered.
Never really a good time
I mean, how do you have that conversation with your drug dealer about his spelling?
In case you were not aware
Your eyelashes are glued onto the bottom of your face.
Hopes remain high
Let’s see how weird I can get.