Help! Gandalf is looking in my window! . . .
Help! Gandalf is looking in my window! . . . You know, like it’s blindingly bright, and I’m blinded now. Don’t take this the wrong way, but so...
Month: March 2015
What is happening here with the meetings
Do you want to have dinner before your meeting at six? Yep, my meeting’s at six. Right. Have you figured out what you want to eat? Sure, we can figure som...
Truly the right reaction
That was quite the face you made. Well, that was quite the thing you did.
Goddammit tell me
Well, I don’t know what to tell you. Tell me. No, I don’t know what to tell you. TELL ME.
Yeah. You’re awesome. You look like Kuato.
Yeah. You’re awesome. You look like Kuato.
I mean, how much corn is too much corn? Is
I mean, how much corn is too much corn? Is there too much corn?
It’s halloween bitches
Are you live-tweeting your Leprechaun movie experience??
We are now one being
We have merged. We are now one being. What do we want to watch tonight, us?
My ears were the same size as always. My head just
My ears were the same size as always. My head just got much fatter along with my body, now.
They have the word pants in them
Do yoga pants count? They have the word “pants” in them . . .
All aboard for purple town
Yes, excuse me, I would like to go to purple town?
Dollars for turds
I’m gonna go get that dog turd, I’m gonna roll it up, and if you smoke it, I’ll give you a million dollars.
No way humans never kill each other
Chimps can be nasty. They kill each other. Well, so do humans.
Stunned to death
She killed a rabbit. No, she stunned it. She . . . stunned it to death.
I hate that Joker. I want him to drop his balls.
I hate that Joker. I want him to drop his balls.
Very confused by this thing you call calendars
Um, if you find out how March got here, you let me know.
I mean tell me you wouldn’t
I would totally have a threesome with you and Scott Bakula. Oh yeah?