Update: prohibition is balls. I am also hangry, bu
Update: prohibition is balls. I am also hangry, but for being outside with a beer. Also, there is no frozen yogurt here. Why did I fail at shopping???
Month: April 2015
You’re the only person I talk to about cults.
You’re the only person I talk to about cults.
I don’t know. I’ve never done a dick spiral. Ha
I don’t know. I’ve never done a dick spiral. Haha. I haven’t!! I know.
What the f*ck — are we in Wisconsin?? I’ll chec
What the f*ck — are we in Wisconsin?? I’ll check.
I do not throw my laundry on the floor. I
I do not throw my laundry on the floor. I throw it in the laundry bucket.
Nothing bad could possibly happen in your sleep
I’m excited, I’m just scared of sleeping.
You’re embarrassing me in front of you.
You’re embarrassing me in front of you.
Snow smells
That’s the worst, when all the snow melts and everything smells like poo.
True, they are mutually exclusive
You could lay down, but then you’d have to stop your anxious compulsions.
Not a manager
No offense, but I knew you in that era, and I don’t know how anyone was like, “Yeah, that’s manager material.”
I don’t fuck around when it comes to money. Well,
I don’t fuck around when it comes to money. Well, my own money.
We look weird but it’s fine
Together, we are like one and a half humans.
Yep, she’s just very slowly bouncing a chipmunk.
Yep, she’s just very slowly bouncing a chipmunk.
You can’t manage
How can you manage? You can’t even manage your life!
We are in agreement then
Hey, that’s a cool hat. Yeah!
You are responsible for your own actions sir
Hey, I’m recovering from major surgery. Don’t make me kick you directly in the nuts.
Goddamn fucking honey
Oh, look, it’s honey! How cute! Let’s stop and buy some, and clog up all the traffic, and burn twenty gallons of gas getting all the way out here fr...