There is nothing romantic about fisting.
There is nothing romantic about fisting.
Month: July 2015
OK, time to channel my inner Kirk. I guess that me
OK, time to channel my inner Kirk. I guess that means I’ll go try to blow shit up and sleep with girls.
So many angles when it comes to butt stuff.
So many angles when it comes to butt stuff.
I’m already dominating. Give me another tater tot
I’m already dominating. Give me another tater tot.
I met Toto in my dream.The band or the dog?The
I met Toto in my dream. The band or the dog? The band.
We went to all the baby classes other than baby me
We went to all the baby classes other than baby massage. I think you need an actual baby for that.
Everyone has a skill
If anyone needs any help, I’m very good at dialing 9-1-1.
Dude, “wingbanging” sounds like such an excellen
Dude, “wingbanging” sounds like such an excellent procedure.
So I pooped in a Light Bright the other day…
So I pooped in a Light Bright the other day…
I don’t pay for sex. I’m just charming and hands
I don’t pay for sex. I’m just charming and handsome.
That is some serious math
If thirteen people go see Jurassic World, do you know how much each raccoon has to spend?
Sometimes I think Mom is really thirteen raccoons
Sometimes I think Mom is really thirteen raccoons in a Mom suit.
Will you have sex with my body? Yes. Especially i
Will you have sex with my body? Yes. Especially if you phrase it like that.
I’m gonna lie to you all the time now.*gasp*T
I’m gonna lie to you all the time now. *gasp* That was a lie.
Woof—I am a belching fool right now! My complime
Woof—I am a belching fool right now! My compliments to the me!
I smell skunk. That’s weed. That’s the skunkie
I smell skunk. That’s weed. That’s the skunkiest weed I’ve ever smelled. That’s what weed smells like now, Mom.
I didn’t force it, I just pushed it.
I didn’t force it, I just pushed it.
He must be bald on top. He has a hat on.
He must be bald on top. He has a hat on.
We need to email him some beer.
We need to email him some beer.