August 2015 – OVERHEARD IN MY LIVING ROOM

Drinking/Overheard

I was pretty drunk when I broke that bottle and le

Posted on August 9, 2015 by Overheard in My Living Room

I was pretty drunk when I broke that bottle and left.

Catholics & Atheists/Overheard/Words and Phrases

Like weddings, gay tacos are mandatory

Posted on August 7, 2015 by Overheard in My Living Room

“Line up for your free mandatory gay taco.” Hey, I think I just said something no one in the world has ever said before!

Birds & Bees/Overheard

I’ve never met a dongle that didn’t like to cudd

Posted on August 7, 2015 by Overheard in My Living Room

I’ve never met a dongle that didn’t like to cuddle.

Drinking/Overheard

When I think of skunky, I think of a really bad He

Posted on August 4, 2015 by Overheard in My Living Room

When I think of skunky, I think of a really bad Heineken.