I’m gonna bring you a pirate’s patch.
I’m gonna bring you a pirate’s patch.
Month: September 2015
He’s gotten really into pop music.Yeah? Which o
He’s gotten really into pop music. Yeah? Which ones?
It’s like early country for punk.
It’s like early country for punk.
Your legend looms large in my iPod.That is liter
Your legend looms large in my iPod. That is literally the greatest thing anyone has ever said to me.
Bend over, number four!!That’s my favorite thin
Bend over, number four!! That’s my favorite thing you’ve ever heckled at a baseball game.
I’m really good at quickly identifying secret but
I’m really good at quickly identifying secret buttholes.
It’s real. Bigfoot told me.
It’s real. Bigfoot told me.
He looks like a dead king.
He looks like a dead king.
No one waits until the last minute to check out. A
No one waits until the last minute to check out. And if they do, I’ll cut them. Simple. I’m feisty.
She doesn’t need it. She’s annoying for no reaso
She doesn’t need it. She’s annoying for no reason.