True story
Clarity is not very clear, am I right?
Clarity is not very clear, am I right?
Stop stopping!
It’s got to be a horse wind-up. Then it turns out to be a salmon.
I wonder how my balls feel in the breeze.
Today’s a perfect day for ska music. Said no one ever.
Plants are way better than people.
I wonder if there’s a porn version of snapchat. Yeah. It’s called snapchat.
He sits on my boobs like they’re a chair. That’s why my boobs are so saggy. They’re a chair.
He’s doing some sort of a dog shank right now, just shaving down Jolly Ranchers and toothbrushes.
What if all string parts ever were electric guitar? I think that’s what the world sounds like to Dave Grohl.