Racoon hats from the country
I’m from the country. You want to wear that shit on your head, that’s fine with me.
Month: September 2016
Spoiler alert: old guys buy cheese
Well, I had to buy some cheese. Cause that’s what old guys do.
Tell me how you really feel
He’s weird, and kind of a douche.
Stoner challenge
It’s more of a challenge for you. “Let’s see how stoned I can get and still do this.”
Toddler or bobbler
You’ve got a baby… Wait, hey, is he a toddler? He’s a bobbler.
Like a troll bridge
We need a dog bridge. Like a troll bridge? Yes.
Best mural ever
This is what I do. I get high at night and make science fiction star charts.
ATM machine
The Vikings Stadium is a huge ATM machine. Wait. That’s redundant. A huge AT machine.
What are they then Ma
Treats are not a guarantee and treats are not something that are promised to you.
Passive-aggressive parenting 101 omg
Why would you put your finger in your ear? That finger has cheeseburger on it. You wouldn’t put a cheeseburger in your ear, would you? Cheeseburgers are f...
Thanks for the warning
Hey. I am going to murder you. In the face. Your face will be completely murdered. What a fitting thing to happen to you.
I mean has anyone said no to that
Hey, can I sit with you guys? I have three hits of acid!
How long is that again
See you in two trillion jiffies.
Truth
Who owns the Dark Net? Our Dark Lord.
Good question tho
Do you ever look at pictures and think, I wonder if those people are dead?
Not your typical surgery procedure
Maybe one of the docs was wildly experimental and gave him some sort of spider juice.