Category: Catholics & Atheists

God, I hate this. Pun not intended.

Satan wants rainbow sprinkles on his ice cream.

Everyone’s going to church? I’m going to fuck shit up.

It just says super evil shit. Like “I’m gonna rip your leg off and poop,” stuff like that.

I didn’t know you guys were open on Sundays. Its not a church! Wait. I mean…

Sorry, my wizard kinds looks like a stoned Santa. Who is being played by Jesus.

Sadly, now that she suspects I’m an atheist, my pleas of “do it for Jesus” don’t really work anymore. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6....

It does look like Jesus. Or some religious hippie thing. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.8

No, Santa will not give you a margarita. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.8

I’m so glad I’m not a Christian. It seems to be very stressful. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.7

That’s what I want on a bumper sticker: “Christ is my copy writer.” Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

It’s that Catholic guilt. That’s the great thing about being an Atheist. You can just be a bitch whenever you want. Oh, you can do that if you’...

I peed in the pew. Sorry, Jesus. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.3

I want Bruce Dickinson to sing the Bible. Published with Blogger-droid v1.4.6

I think I may have to miss the party — there’s a guy yelling about the word of the lord outside my window and I don’t want to miss a word!

Hey — if the world does end in 2012, do you think I could get my money back on this?

What, Mary was a virgin? OK, that means I’m a virgin.

Catholic girls and New Age Christian girls are very different.But the challenges are very similar.

I’m Catholic — I feel terrible!

Jesus could go deep-sea fishing! That would be bad ass.

Well, if you were Jesus, and you came back, wouldn’t you make a lot of money?

Oh, there’s God.