Category: Happy Holidays

Ah, yes. Great Successtivus. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Is he being a shithead because he thinks we forgot his birthday? No, he remembers. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

This winter I’m going to get back into sledding. Cheap thrills! Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

There’s no boobs like snow boobs! Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

How’s your stain? Spooky. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.3

I guess I’m kind of hard to forget. I mean, I throw pumpkins at people’s faces. That doesn’t happen too often.

It would be kind of cool to make a movie about Santa being an arms dealer for the rest of the year. Like he rides around in his supersonic sled distributing arm...

OK, I’m not sure that setting an egg down in the middle of the hallway constitutes “hiding.” I think that’s called “dropping.̶...

My friend just got engaged!!She didn’t wait until Flag Day? What a weirdo.

Are you engaged yet? No. I’m waiting for Flag Day. Ah — the most romantic of all holidays.