Category: History & Geography

What is with the top hat? It’s a nostalgia party…? Not from 1890!

I mean look at that guy. It’s like General Patton marching into that war he conquered.

That tastes like what I would imagine Rasputin tastes like.

John Adams! Who’s that? Uh, a president. Oh, I only know of the beer.

Lee Harvey Oswald. Who’s that, a scientist?

Not quite the Grand Canyon, but a “pretty sweet” canyon.

I feel like I’m in Middle Earth. Or London.

Sodona is such a weird place. I want to just go there and binge on the weirdness. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.7

Rhode Island. Who gives a shit. Sell it to the French. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Have you rooted your phone? If that means what it means in Australia, absolutely not. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

You know what this reminds me of? Chernobyl? Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

This reminds me of another place. Or maybe it reminds me of a ride. Published with Blogger-droid v1.5.7

I was more drunk than most people in Florida.

I think I was supposed to be born in New Jersey.

I’m not sure if you can answer this, but maybe you can because you’re from the past.