Category: Human Anatomy

I walked into a roomful of a bunch of people masturbating today.

I just wanted to make sure I have all my nuts in a row.

What’s a good way to deliver delicious things to our mouths? Balls.

I wish I had more dicks.

He drew me a rocket too, but mine looks less like balls.

Penis noses need holes.

I want to take my pants off. It’s very good. Published with Blogger-droid v1.7.4

You really know how to make a penis sound dirty. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.8

And both of our sets of boobs came out that night, that’s what I’m saying. And hers were in public. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.7

No, this week should be fine, these guys are leaving tomorrow. Which is good, because its starting to smell like nuts in here. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6...

A kid just told me I have nice knuckles. Uh, thanks? Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Carl, show me your meat. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Look at the red lights on the dome — they look like breasts! Now there are three of them. Yes, it’s like an alien. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6...

It’s a constant emotional roller-coaster, in my brain. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.3

It just sounded like you poked yourself with something! I just poked myself with a BRAIN thing. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.3

Wouldn’t it be cool to be really tall? Like the crazy giants? Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.0

Nooooo! Parts of me are falling out of my nose! Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.0

He kept saying “flip over so I can fluff you,” and I kept thinking nooo, I don’t like that… Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.0

With a shower, I think anything is possible. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.0

I want to give birth to a two-year-old. Ouch. Published with Blogger-droid v1.5.9

If my brain could stick out some crazy arms and wave them around, it would. Published with Blogger-droid v1.4.8

That was my rogue finger, sorry. Published with Blogger-droid v1.4.6

My boobs frequently save people from being arrested. Published with Blogger-droid v1.4.1

Your squishy things line up better than mine do.

I’m not supposed to have broccoli because it makes me vomit. If I have more than one, I puke it.

I don’t actually know how to make boobs bigger. That’s one thing I haven’t learned how to do.

Sorry, I didn’t mean to interrupt you — I didn’t think you would object to a conversation about boobs.

There’s not many things in life guys brag about being smaller. Cell phones, and external hard drives. That’s about it.

You’re getting payback.How about your ass being the payback for my whole life?

I just want to be like, everyone needs to find their ballsack and act on it.

It’s hard to make it when you only have two balls.

Just cut the skin around the tip off.

Your girlfriend has a lot of parts.

If wheels were so great, we would have evolved into them by now.