Category: Life & Death

Chimps can be nasty. They kill each other. Well, so do humans.

So what happens then? They slit your wrist? Or take your children?

I want to know how they die. I mean, I know how they die. I want to see them die. Does that sound weird?

He’s making a spear. For murder.

How long would he have to wait to kill someone with that spear for it not to be first-degree murder?

Can we have a murder drinking game? I mean, if anyone feels like drinking by then?

He shouldn’t be smiling. He should be dead. Or at least looking dead. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.8

And he kept saying he hopes I have a good life. I don’t know why that makes me feel weird. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.8

Careful sitting on that. It’s an heirloom. Well, so is he. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Police! There’s a stranger in my house being super loud! Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

What’s all in it? The circle of life? And baby? Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.3

The first sign of being dead: you limp.

I’m just recovering from being dead.

Someday, all of our lower jaws will be disconnected.

I would kill 8 people to be trapped in a Target. Don’t take that in a maniacal way. Oh, OK — I’ll take that in the other way.

No more big. Stay small. We’re running out of mushrooms.Only one of us can die.

Oh my god, I can’t believe I made it this far without dying.

I’m so glad it took me my whole life to grow up…