Category: Music and the Arts

I met Toto in my dream. The band or the dog? The band.

Do you think they feel like they’re playing Guitar Hero right now? Or like they’re in a karaoke bar? What, I’m not being a dick, I’m jus...

I’m gonna get a baritone guitar, make people poop.

That’s just the butter that “whoah-whoah” section needs to not be jerky. Because if there’s one solution to jerkiness it’s butter.

YOU ARE RICK WAKEMAN. Thank you. That is the best compliment I have received in my life.

My husband has informed me he doesn’t like the Moody Blues. We are therefore sleeping in separate beds until he apologizes.

Oh, did I tell you? I put my butt on his tour bus.

I think sonically, it’s going to be insane.

Uretha Franklin.

You can’t even fit that many thigh tattoos in your venue.

Is this band just called Beards and Glasses now or what?

Well, I’ve clearly not spent enough time in front of a Poison poster. This is my first time. I am not a Poison poster.

Who am I thinking of? Not Rod Stewart, the other guy I hate.

Oh, yeah, that’s when we saw that kid get his pants rocked off. No…really.

Our fans are older. They’ve got shit to do.

So she’s a “Sexy Editor”? Awesome! Sounds like a Hall and Oates song.

I don’t know, I’m not going to get all expressive about playing “Hot Cross Buns.”

Nice dance — what have you been watching lately? Nineteen flopper movies.

What? Oh, chopping. At first I thought you said popping. Like in popping and locking.

Frank Sinatra is not a multi-instrumentalist. Not unless you count the triangle, the tambourine, and the eyes. Published with Blogger-droid v1.7.4

I’ve been so into Gene Simmons lately. I have no idea why. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.8

Hey, maybe after this we could listen to some showtunes? Maybe some late nineties Billy Joel? Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.8

Are they going to soundcheck, or is this like a jazz odyssey kind of thing? Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.8

You’re like Stevie Knicks. You travel with multiple scarves. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.7

I’d I could do it all over again, I’d do it like Kenny Loggins. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

So last night I slept on the floor in a flop house next to a platinum Hillary Duff record. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.3

I made him get me a guitar pick, because sometimes they’re useful.

I feel like Wayne Coyne. Published with Blogger-droid v1.4.6

I really want to know how Talking Heads can end up on my Rammstein Pandora station. I really want to know how you can end up listening to a Rammstein Pandora st...

I have a Weezer of a question for you…

I think I lost it last night in my car when I was listening to Peter Gabriel.

I look like Björk if she’s electrocuted.

I don’t know if I’ve told you this, but my life dream is to be a rock star.…There’s still time.

No, he doesn’t play, but he’s a professional appreciator.…What does that pay?

They just have acoustic tonight. That’s like, not even electric.

Do you know what would be cool? If there was an a capella group of people that could…uh…throw their voices.

I think this person painted these watercolors by putting the paintbrush in their butt.