Overheard – Page 3 – OVERHEARD IN MY LIVING ROOM

Overheard/The Great Outdoors

Me neither srsly

Posted on April 21, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

Man, I can’t wait until summer when I can pee outside again. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.8

Cooking & Eating/Overheard

Thanks I think

Posted on April 15, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

You are bigger than a taco. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.8

Fashion & Failure/Overheard

Well I can help you there

Posted on April 13, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

I mostly just want to strap something secretly to my thigh. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.8

Family Matters/Overheard

Indeed

Posted on April 9, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

I love her. She’s my boyfriend. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.7

Human Anatomy/Overheard

And both of our sets of boobs came out that night,

Posted on April 9, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

And both of our sets of boobs came out that night, that’s what I’m saying. And hers were in public. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.7

Overheard/Technology and the Internet

What’s that url again

Posted on April 4, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

I’ll keep you posted on things I discover with my live brain cam. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.7

Overheard/The Great Outdoors

Seriously a wizard

Posted on April 4, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

I saw the wind blow!! I think that makes you magical. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.7

Drugs/Overheard

Wouldn’t want to leave anyone out

Posted on March 29, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

Oh, you’re selling hookers and blow now? Put me down for three of each. Well, better make it four for the blow. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.7

Family Matters/Overheard

Success marginal

Posted on March 27, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

That’s Grandpa. I moved him over there hoping that his midsection would come back to life. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.7

History & Geography/Overheard

Don’t let me stop you

Posted on March 26, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

Sodona is such a weird place. I want to just go there and binge on the weirdness. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.7

Birds & Bees/Overheard

May or may not be a medical issue

Posted on March 26, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

That weird feeling I felt in my chest before, I think I feel for her. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.7

Drugs/Overheard

We need to talk

Posted on March 26, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

I am so excited for this cigarette. I can taste it in my lungs. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.7

Overheard/The Office

At least we’re all in agreement

Posted on March 26, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

I am so creepy. I was talking about it at work, and people agree. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.7

Music and the Arts/Overheard

Thank you

Posted on March 26, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

You’re like Stevie Knicks. You travel with multiple scarves. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.7

Overheard/Science & Medicine

Time is relative

Posted on March 23, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

Well, it says nine minutes, but I don’t really know how it counts time. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.7

Catholics & Atheists/Overheard

Understatement of the ages

Posted on March 17, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

I’m so glad I’m not a Christian. It seems to be very stressful. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.7

Fashion & Failure/Overheard

Now that we’ve got that cleared up

Posted on March 16, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

You should know, though, that when I first looked at it, I thought it was a straight-on picture and that you were wearing a lumpy beret. Not that you look like ...

Human Anatomy/Overheard

Back off it’s natural

Posted on March 15, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

No, this week should be fine, these guys are leaving tomorrow. Which is good, because its starting to smell like nuts in here. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6...

Cool Facts/Overheard

I beg to differ

Posted on March 14, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

My rememberer is not broken. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.7

Insults & Injury/Overheard

Poetry to my pointy ears

Posted on March 13, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

Hey, you. F*ck a shrew. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.7

Family Matters/Overheard

AGREED

Posted on March 12, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

That would suck if there were babies in there. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Family Matters/Overheard

Sound financial plan

Posted on March 7, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

Lots of hot moms. Lots of money rolling through that town. So, if I get one of them pregnant, are we rich? Yes. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Overheard/Pop Culture

Hugh Laurie is a god I will cut you

Posted on February 22, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

He probably just feels threatened by my intense love for Hugh Laurie. Well, we all do. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Overheard/Science & Medicine

Deal sir

Posted on February 16, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

If I start uncontrollably spinning, just grab an appendage as it goes past you, okay? Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Overheard/Random and Awesome

Seriously guys get it together

Posted on February 15, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

F*ck roses. Give us the techie stuff. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Insults & Injury/Overheard

Goodie

Posted on February 15, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

Congratulations, you’re average! Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Overheard/Poop Jokes

Thanks kid

Posted on February 13, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

I think I have to pee. I need to pottie. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Cooking & Eating/Overheard

A high target for car theives

Posted on February 12, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

I have to see if I locked my car. I have muffins in there. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Overheard/Pop Culture

Not scared

Posted on February 12, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

So this Bruce Lee guy better not try to kick my ass, because I’ll fight back. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Cool Facts/Overheard

So say it again why not

Posted on February 11, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

I have jugs in my car…which is an awesome thing to say. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Overheard/Pets

Let me see that manual sir

Posted on February 11, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

He learned how to roll over!! Wow, how’d you teach him that? We just kept telling him and pushing him over. That’s how I learned too! Published with...

Drinking/Overheard

Sorry not sorry

Posted on February 7, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

I was going to tell you, but you were on the phone, that I kind of drank most of the whiskey. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Overheard/Science & Medicine

OooooOOOoooOOO

Posted on February 5, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

You look like a hippie. I’m going to scare you with my knowledge. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Overheard/Sci-Fi

Take it to the bank

Posted on February 4, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

This can only result in super powers. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Overheard/Pets

Saucy

Posted on February 3, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

Hey, stop doing the tassle-tail twirl. It looks like booby tassles. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Overheard/Sports & Games

Why thank you sir

Posted on February 3, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

You’re like the Aaron Rodgers of editing. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Insults & Injury/Overheard

Tell me Sheila goddammit

Posted on January 29, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

I don’t know how I feel about that hair. I know exactly how I feel about that hair. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Cool Facts/Overheard

Correct

Posted on January 29, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

Wow. That’s a meat-waggle. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Overheard/Pets

No judgments

Posted on January 28, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

For a split second there I forgot if I brought my dog in today. I have that same issue with my pants. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Overheard/Technology and the Internet

Truly the source of all knowledge

Posted on January 28, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

No, this is correct. It’s on Wikipedia. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Cooking & Eating/Overheard

I mean do you have to ask

Posted on January 27, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

Do you have seven dollars and a hankering for the sweat-sniffles? Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Overheard/Random and Awesome

Not the best I guess

Posted on January 26, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

How would you feel if you were on a plate and then you were in the garbage?? Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Overheard/Sci-Fi

Hand it over Sheila

Posted on January 26, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

This is the button you push when you want to play Dungeons & Dragons with somebody. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Overheard/The Office

Life’s a bitch

Posted on January 26, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

Now that they’re in town more, I don’t get my laying-on-the-couch time. I have to sit on it. And that’s not fair. Published with Blogger-droid...

Overheard/Sports & Games

Hey no judgment

Posted on January 23, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

Aaaaand I just spent the whole morning reading about the Packers and looking for cute Aaron Rodgers pics for my profile. I’m pretty sure I’m 12 year...

Overheard/Technology and the Internet

Done and done

Posted on January 19, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

I need robofingers, so I can type faster and not get tired. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Overheard/Technology and the Internet

No

Posted on January 19, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

I don’t understand why you’re so old school on the creepiness. Use some tech. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Fashion & Failure/Overheard

Thanks I think

Posted on January 17, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

You look like a New Years celebration. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Overheard/Poop Jokes

Yes, please fart in the closet

Posted on January 16, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

Wait — where is the fart closet? Our closet? With clothes? Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Insults & Injury/Overheard

Don’t tell me my business Sheila

Posted on January 16, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

Do NOT get the sleep laughs. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Overheard/Science & Medicine

Lemme see that doctors note

Posted on January 14, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

No one believes me that I’m wearing Moon Boots for medical reasons. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Cooking & Eating/Overheard

Sandwich shenanigans

Posted on January 12, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

It’s not even a real sandwich. It’s like someone cut open this baguette and meddled with it. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Cool Facts/Overheard

Cool thanks for the warning

Posted on January 12, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

We either have some, or more. Um…I’ll be over here, thinking of other important things to say. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Family Matters/Overheard

Great advice pal

Posted on January 11, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

Don’t ever have kids, for real. Adopt an 8-year-old. Just make sure they have all their teeth before you bring them home. Published with Blogger-droid v1....

Cool Facts/Overheard

True fact

Posted on January 10, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

No, I’m excited. I’m never excited. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Overheard/Sports & Games

Don’t make me kick you in the shins

Posted on January 10, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

If your player gets hurt, you get charged a time out. You know, so you can’t be like “ughhh, I’m hurt.” Like soccer players do. Publishe...

Drinking/Overheard

I’ll be there in five

Posted on January 10, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

I’m just gonna be drunk at home doing laundry. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Family Matters/Overheard

And we’d all thank you for it

Posted on January 10, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

If my mom was like that, I’d bring her to the bar. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Cooking & Eating/Overheard

The power of torte compels you

Posted on January 10, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

All of that happened because of a blackberry torte. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Drinking/Overheard

Don’t judge me

Posted on January 9, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

Are you trying to make yourself barf? Are you drinking Makers and wine? Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Birds & Bees/Overheard

Keep going

Posted on January 9, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

Oooh, that feels good. Is it weird that that feels good? Yes. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Overheard/Sports & Games

Trademark that shit

Posted on January 9, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

First and Kuhn! Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Drinking/Overheard

Math is hard

Posted on January 9, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

This is going to be a rough whiskey drink with only like two ice cubes. There are five. Shut up. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Overheard/Random and Awesome

I’m sorry

Posted on January 9, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

This reminds me of dorms. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Fashion & Failure/Overheard

I pity the fool

Posted on January 9, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

I like your chains, milady. It looks like pirate gold. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Happy Holidays/Overheard

Cheers all around

Posted on January 9, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

Ah, yes. Great Successtivus. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Human Anatomy/Overheard

What a charmer

Posted on January 7, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

A kid just told me I have nice knuckles. Uh, thanks? Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Overheard/The Great Outdoors

The list is endless

Posted on January 4, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

There’s so much material with gorillas — the extra long arms, the chest-beating, the banana-eating, the hanging out in mist… Published with Bl...

Music and the Arts/Overheard

Never too late to start

Posted on January 1, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

I’d I could do it all over again, I’d do it like Kenny Loggins. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Drinking/Overheard

I mean it wouldn’t hurt

Posted on January 1, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

Oh my gosh, I can’t find my bag. Do you need more vodka? Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Drinking/Overheard

Good planning

Posted on January 1, 2011 by Overheard in My Living Room

Do we need to f*ck with jackets? I’ve had enough vodka where I should be fine. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Insults & Injury/Overheard

Next stop sleeptown

Posted on December 31, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

He’s at sleeptown. He’s eating a nap sandwich right now. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Drinking/Overheard

Thanks for clarifying Linda

Posted on December 31, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

Not wasted. Somewhere between jolly buzzed and fantastical. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Overheard/Sci-Fi

Is there really a range tho

Posted on December 31, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

I’m so bad at magic. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Cooking & Eating/Overheard

But yes hand it over

Posted on December 31, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

Want some? It’s not that good, but it’s warm and salty. Ok, that came out wrong. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Drinking/Overheard

Somebody get this man a whiskey

Posted on December 31, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

You smell like whiskey. I feel like whiskey. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Overheard/The Great Outdoors

Inquisitive minds want to know

Posted on December 28, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

We wrote “help” in the middle of the field. We either used wood, or children. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Overheard/Science & Medicine

Get em while they’re hot

Posted on December 27, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

Appendages are going like hotcakes. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Overheard/Random and Awesome

Goddamn genius

Posted on December 27, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

I’m bowling in a leisure suit. I’ve never been happier. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Overheard/Sports & Games

You don’t know

Posted on December 26, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

I mean, I don’t think they just play with cold balls. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Overheard/Random and Awesome

Srsly is dad jokes a category

Posted on December 26, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

And, it comes with a stud finder. Well, all I have to do is look in the mirror. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Human Anatomy/Overheard

Carl put it away

Posted on December 26, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

Carl, show me your meat. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Overheard/Words and Phrases

Neither Sheila pay attention

Posted on December 26, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

There’s a huge amount of wolf hair in our apartment. Welfare? Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Overheard/Sports & Games

What a steal

Posted on December 26, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

One dollar for nine holes. Let’s share. Yeah. That’s a lot of holes. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Overheard/Science & Medicine

Lemme guess math isn’t your strong suit

Posted on December 26, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

Ok, two dollars. Four George Washingtons. Or eight George Washingtons, depending how you look at it. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Birds & Bees/Overheard

No one asked you sir

Posted on December 25, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

Oh, I can’t get down on my knees anymore. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Life & Death/Overheard

True

Posted on December 25, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

Careful sitting on that. It’s an heirloom. Well, so is he. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Human Anatomy/Overheard

Yes just like that

Posted on December 25, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

Look at the red lights on the dome — they look like breasts! Now there are three of them. Yes, it’s like an alien. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6...

Cooking & Eating/Overheard

Not sure what nevermind

Posted on December 25, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

Is there cream on the table? Yes, but if you’re feeling insecure you can bring some more. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Fashion & Failure/Overheard

Good story Sheila

Posted on December 25, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

My hair is NOT grey. It’s platinum-blonde and white. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Overheard/Sci-Fi

You sound saucy

Posted on December 23, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

“Lower Decks.” That sounds saucy. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Overheard/Sci-Fi

Ensign Dreamboat Crusher, duh

Posted on December 23, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

Do you find Ensign Crusher a dreamboat? Yes? In an underage sort of way? Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Birds & Bees/Overheard

I’ma need that code asap

Posted on December 18, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

What kind of A-B-up-down combo do I have to push to see some dick around here? Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Cooking & Eating/Overheard

Maybe second breakfast

Posted on December 18, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

That plus granola could pass as breakfast. More like elevensies. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Overheard/The Office

Maybe not tho

Posted on December 17, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

No voicemail. Maybe it was a robot, calling about enhancing my balls. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Literature and the Arts/Overheard

Seems legit

Posted on December 17, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

I’m just writing them down so I can look at them every day. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Insults & Injury/Overheard

How’s it going then

Posted on December 17, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

He’s training for the Darwin awards. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Cool Facts/Overheard

Cool committee bro

Posted on December 17, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

It’s been decided. Unanimously, I have made the decision. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Catholics & Atheists/Overheard

The licensing nightmare tho god

Posted on December 15, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

That’s what I want on a bumper sticker: “Christ is my copy writer.” Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

History & Geography/Overheard

Srsly

Posted on December 10, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

Rhode Island. Who gives a shit. Sell it to the French. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Overheard/The Office

And how’s that going

Posted on December 10, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

We’ve been talking about some stuff to help idiots, in a sexy way. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Cooking & Eating/Overheard

Can’t argue

Posted on December 10, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

Cupcakes are slutty muffins, that’s what they are. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Overheard/The Office

Science

Posted on December 10, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

How do you make sure your ass doesn’t fall off the chair? I’m top-heavy. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Overheard/Science & Medicine

Scientist 101

Posted on December 10, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

That’s the first thing you learn when you’re a scientist — how to tell human from turtle. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Fashion & Failure/Overheard

I too feel better

Posted on December 5, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

I like when he has a mustache. I just feel better. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Overheard/Sports & Games

Campfire anyone

Posted on December 5, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

I have a Favre jersey. It’s in a box. In the box where you keep all the stuff from your ex-boyfriends? Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Happy Holidays/Overheard

Happy birthday asshole

Posted on December 1, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

Is he being a shithead because he thinks we forgot his birthday? No, he remembers. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Catholics & Atheists/Overheard

A Catholic and an atheist walked into a bar

Posted on November 28, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

It’s that Catholic guilt. That’s the great thing about being an Atheist. You can just be a bitch whenever you want. Oh, you can do that if you’...

Overheard/Sci-Fi

Hey now

Posted on November 28, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

You look like a hobbit trying to find some treasure or something. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Overheard/Pop Culture

Explain

Posted on November 25, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

If I could be an actor, I would want to be just like Gary Busey. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Overheard/The Office

Agreed

Posted on November 23, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

I’m not really looking to have experiences at work. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Overheard/Random and Awesome

Survey says

Posted on November 22, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

Do you get to use the car pool lane if you have a crock pot next to you? Does that count as another passenger? Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Fashion & Failure/Overheard

Maybe they like birds

Posted on November 20, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

I just saw a twelve-year-old wearing a Hooters shirt. Gross. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Cool Facts/Overheard

That is quite the super power

Posted on November 18, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

I can throw my voice into her mouth. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Overheard/The Office

Cleanup in cubicle four

Posted on November 18, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

Oh my gosh, I’m going to pull my brains out. Whatever that means. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Overheard/Pop Culture

Thank you

Posted on November 17, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

You’re like an obscene Ned Flanders. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

History & Geography/Overheard

Zingggg

Posted on November 17, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

Have you rooted your phone? If that means what it means in Australia, absolutely not. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Overheard/The Office

Agreed

Posted on November 16, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

I’m too smelly to be able to finish this document. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Life & Death/Overheard

Hurry quick

Posted on November 16, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

Police! There’s a stranger in my house being super loud! Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Overheard/The Office

Coffee makes me funnier

Posted on November 16, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

I can’t really joke in the morning. I get about halfway there and then I lose it. Get some more coffee in you and we’ll try again. Published with Bl...

Happy Holidays/Overheard

Looking forward to it

Posted on November 16, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

This winter I’m going to get back into sledding. Cheap thrills! Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Happy Holidays/Overheard

Very true

Posted on November 15, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

There’s no boobs like snow boobs! Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Fashion & Failure/Overheard

You know that famous designer Jane Austen

Posted on November 14, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

Do you want that butt necklace that Jane Austen made or whoever the f*ck? Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Family Matters/Overheard

God so true

Posted on November 12, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

That’s where all bad smells come from, is babies. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Birds & Bees/Overheard

Truly a type

Posted on November 12, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

I sometimes wonder why I’m so attracted to him when statistically he’s about 3 decades too young to be my type. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Overheard/The Great Outdoors

Stay the fuck out of that yard

Posted on November 11, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

A chippy in my yard committed suicide by truck. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Cool Facts/Overheard

Solidarity

Posted on November 11, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

Aww, I’m bummered. I, too, am bummered. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Family Matters/Overheard

Well then

Posted on November 10, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

Love does not make a marriage work. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

History & Geography/Overheard

Maybe

Posted on November 9, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

You know what this reminds me of? Chernobyl? Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Insults & Injury/Overheard

Tell me how you really feel

Posted on November 8, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

You’re an infidel. And a double-timer. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Fashion & Failure/Overheard

You look like you’re removable

Posted on November 8, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

That beard looks like it’s removable. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Overheard/Sports & Games

Not a real person, just a quarterback

Posted on November 8, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

Come on, I’m not going to sleep with him. He’s not real. He’s a quarterback. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Overheard/Words and Phrases

Sound plan, agent

Posted on November 6, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

I’ll just speak into my chest as much as possible. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.4

Human Anatomy/Overheard

The brain: the emo organ

Posted on November 4, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

It’s a constant emotional roller-coaster, in my brain. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.3

Human Anatomy/Overheard

Brains are sharp

Posted on November 2, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

It just sounded like you poked yourself with something! I just poked myself with a BRAIN thing. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.3

Fashion & Failure/Overheard

Good story, sparkle ninja

Posted on October 31, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

Well, good luck with the sparkles. I have little girls to impress. …I’m sure. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.3

Drinking/Overheard

Prove it

Posted on October 31, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

This punch doesn’t have like, crazy properties or anything. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.3

Birds & Bees/Overheard

Let’s enter immediately then

Posted on October 31, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

I like it. It looks like a gay bar in there. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.3

Happy Holidays/Overheard

Halloween stain obvs

Posted on October 31, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

How’s your stain? Spooky. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.3

Music and the Arts/Overheard

Dude you too

Posted on October 25, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

So last night I slept on the floor in a flop house next to a platinum Hillary Duff record. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.3

Life & Death/Overheard

All those things and more Sheila

Posted on October 23, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

What’s all in it? The circle of life? And baby? Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.3

Cooking & Eating/Overheard

Both

Posted on October 23, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

Is it the stuff that’s spicy or the thing that’s spicy? Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.3

Family Matters/Overheard

Nah too many kids

Posted on October 23, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

Would you like to join me in the children’s park? Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.3

Overheard/Pop Culture

I am

Posted on October 20, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

You look a little bit like what’s-his-name, in…thingy. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.3

Overheard

No such luck

Posted on October 19, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

I thought you were someone else asking a different question. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.3

Overheard/Science & Medicine

How’s now

Posted on October 18, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

Hi — I’d like to make an appointment to get slapped around, please? Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.3

Family Matters/Overheard

Those weren’t dreams and you’re in jail now

Posted on October 18, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

I’m losing your baby in my dreams. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.3

Catholics & Atheists/Overheard

Sorry Jesus

Posted on October 17, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

I peed in the pew. Sorry, Jesus. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.3

Overheard/Sports & Games

Times are hard

Posted on October 17, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

Ok, that was just two terrible things. They made a touchdown, AND I can’t drink whiskey at your wedding?? Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.3

Overheard/Sports & Games

Jesus is a Packer fan

Posted on October 17, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

Jesus is a Packer fan. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.3

Drinking/Overheard

Highly specific

Posted on October 17, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

All this sausage mining is making me thirsty. I need a nipple of beer. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.3

Insults & Injury/Overheard

Riiight

Posted on October 17, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

I was being a dick to her, but it was funny. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.3

Birds & Bees/Overheard

Sorry about the love

Posted on October 6, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

Even if I don’t know you, I love you. So, sorry. You’re stuck with my love. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.2

Drinking/Overheard

Beer is not a liquid

Posted on October 3, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

Do you want to get a coffee or something? No, I don’t need any more liquids. I might get a beer in a bit. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.0

Cool Facts/Overheard

Wings are terrible

Posted on October 2, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

It’s better when you have no wings and you blow people up. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.0

Human Anatomy/Overheard

Crazy cool

Posted on October 2, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

Wouldn’t it be cool to be really tall? Like the crazy giants? Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.0

Insults & Injury/Overheard

Definitely

Posted on October 2, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

Don’t tell her. She’ll probably feel bad maybe. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.0

Cooking & Eating/Overheard

Sweet

Posted on October 1, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

Ok, I’m going to store one leg in the freezer, and one leg hanging out of the freezer… Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.0

Human Anatomy/Overheard

Get it together Sheila

Posted on October 1, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

Nooooo! Parts of me are falling out of my nose! Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.0

Cooking & Eating/Overheard

Awesome

Posted on September 30, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

That soup was made of awesome. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.0

Overheard/Sports & Games

I want those seats

Posted on September 28, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

They can’t really give him a ten-yard penalty. He’ll be like in the fourth row. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.0

Birds & Bees/Overheard

Don’t know why

Posted on September 28, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

I just forced her to accept my love, and now she’s ornery. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.0

Cooking & Eating/Overheard

Top Chef home edition

Posted on September 28, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

I made the ranch myself! Really? It’s really good! Yeah — its just milk, mayonnaise, and Hidden Valley Ranch. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.0

Fashion & Failure/Overheard

Thank you sir

Posted on September 26, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

You look like a principal on vacation. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.0

Human Anatomy/Overheard

I too do not like that

Posted on September 26, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

He kept saying “flip over so I can fluff you,” and I kept thinking nooo, I don’t like that… Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.0

Drinking/Overheard

Oddly yes

Posted on September 25, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

Are you enjoying your oddly-shaped beer? Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.0

Fashion & Failure/Overheard

Unfortunately not

Posted on September 25, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

I have a Festmaster Award button. Wow. That should like, get you into high-security areas. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.0

Human Anatomy/Overheard

You are correct

Posted on September 25, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

With a shower, I think anything is possible. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.0

Overheard/The Office

Truly weird

Posted on September 22, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

My mind is brewing. One moment, please. I can smell it over here! …OK, that’s weird. Published with Blogger-droid v1.5.9

Overheard/Words and Phrases

Figure it out sir

Posted on September 20, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

Do you want this shut, or open? Nah. So…open? Published with Blogger-droid v1.5.9

Family Matters/Overheard

Where they enjoy it the best

Posted on September 18, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

Bring the babies closer to the swordfight. Published with Blogger-droid v1.5.9

Overheard/Technology and the Internet

Why wouldn’t they

Posted on September 18, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

I think they should use stem cells to make centaurs to make Renaissance festivals better. Published with Blogger-droid v1.5.9

Overheard/Science & Medicine

Deep thoughts

Posted on September 18, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

We are merely sharing a string of…things…protein. Published with Blogger-droid v1.5.9

Family Matters/Overheard

Line ’em up gramps

Posted on September 18, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

Alright everybody, ready to sit around in a circle and get loaded? With family? Published with Blogger-droid v1.5.9

Cooking & Eating/Overheard

Sure

Posted on September 18, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

Give the fake sodium to the needy. Published with Blogger-droid v1.5.9

Insults & Injury/Overheard

You caught me

Posted on September 18, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

Do you have a lie coming out of your teeth? Published with Blogger-droid v1.5.9

Overheard/Science & Medicine

Because science

Posted on September 14, 2010 by Overheard in My Living Room

Also, Jon told me that you cannot create a new universe by microwaving a microwave that is microwaving the air inside of the bigger microwave. In my experience,...

Human Anatomy/Overheard