Category: Poop Jokes

So I pooped in a Light Bright the other day…

Or I just say fuck ’em and start flinging excrement in the air. That sounds like something I would do.

It sounds like a Nintendo farting. That’s what an eight-bit fart sounds like.

There’s no way there’s poop in your bedroom.

I think I have to pee. I need to pottie. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Wait — where is the fart closet? Our closet? With clothes? Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Can we just make a pact where your poop stays inside your body?

He’ll probably poop out of habit, but at least you’ll be safe.

Although now I’m going to make a point of pooping in the showers of friends with dogs, just so they get confused.

Do you use foundation that you’re really happy with? I hate the feeling of sh*t on my face. Um. I guess that’s probably typical of most people thoug...

I’m just saying, the poop spreads to the whole house.

In these tough economic times, I think it would be right Christian of you to hire one of those people from medieval times to hang out underneath the toilet hole...

This meeting of the Bathroom Club is officially commencing.

What kind of shits are they asking about?