Category: Pop Culture

Help! Gandalf is looking in my window! . . . You know, like it’s blindingly bright, and I’m blinded now. Don’t take this the wrong way, but so...

Are you live-tweeting your Leprechaun movie experience??

I would totally have a threesome with you and Scott Bakula. Oh yeah?

Some say I’m unique. (in a Sam Neill voice) But that’s not what I’m gonna do!

You know: Jimmy The Rock Lennon.

Oh, of course it’s not rewound. Yeah, because everyone who likes that movie is a dick.

Insane robotic Japanese Veggie Tales trumps life.

If I had a super power, it would be to control carbon. Think about it: I could control everything. I could turn you into a fish, or I could break you apart. No ...

Scott Bakula is a timeless being. He’s like a time lord.

“Book of Shadows”…which one is that? I don’t know, every movie with a book? And shadows?

She invented him. She drew pictures of him before he ever existed. But he was still a person!

I will never forget the day I finally googled Robert Siegel and found that he does not in fact look like George Takei.

Sawyer and Jack were both in my dream last night. They both wanted to be with me. Who did you pick? You know, Jack made a very convincing case. Which is weird, ...

I don’t know if I should be proud of myself or worried about myself that I can recognize Michael Palin’s nose.

That was a woman, I think. No, that was Fred Armisen.

Hey, you’re an actor, right? Well, kind of — I’m a comedian. Ohhh, the famous comedian!

How am I supposed to Instagram my shitty day?

I feel like a Superman. Because I am.

I just typed something about “as soon as you hit the space bar,” and I went all Homer Simpson with a thought bubble. Mmmm… space bar… Pu...

He probably just feels threatened by my intense love for Hugh Laurie. Well, we all do. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

So this Bruce Lee guy better not try to kick my ass, because I’ll fight back. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

If I could be an actor, I would want to be just like Gary Busey. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

You’re like an obscene Ned Flanders. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

You look a little bit like what’s-his-name, in…thingy. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.3

See, I like movies where people are being hurt, in their balls. Published with Blogger-droid v1.5.7

Hey, the Ninja Turtles don’t wear anything but belts, and their sensei wears a kimono.They also wear masks.Yeah, but they’re not fooling anyone.

Is this can supposed to indicate that Diet Coke is good for your heart?No, it’s supposed to indicate that Coca Cola loves us.

Bush with attitude — that’s so 1970s.

I mean, they’re starting to make reality shows about you.

Oh my god, I have to show you this Onion article. It was sooooo sad.

He looks like a Simpsons drawing of Vincent Price.

This commercial doesn’t make me want to buy an iPod. It just makes me want to do it with hipsters.