Category: Sci-Fi

OK, time to channel my inner Kirk. I guess that means I’ll go try to blow shit up and sleep with girls.

Trek yo’self before you wreck yo’self.

I want to kiss Lando Calrissian. I’m doing it. I want to taste his mustache.

Hey, I want Jameson too, but you don’t see me holding up a starship.

They’re like spaceships with fingers.

Don’t you wish you could play that Klingon game? No.

I think that’s why I like New Girl, is that it’s not science fiction.

All I remember about The Matrix is…a sweaty cult dance?

The “fake” D&D was always the best. I used to play as a janitor, and I’d always remove my pants…My character would, not me. Publish...

The lack of sleep is Captain Picard, the alcohol is Riker, and they turn their keys, and I self-destruct. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.8

This can only result in super powers. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

This is the button you push when you want to play Dungeons & Dragons with somebody. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

I’m so bad at magic. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

“Lower Decks.” That sounds saucy. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Do you find Ensign Crusher a dreamboat? Yes? In an underage sort of way? Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

You look like a hobbit trying to find some treasure or something. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Young Will Riker? Will “I Don’t Wear Underwear” Riker? …OK, I made that up, but it’s probably true.

“I didn’t know you could do that.” Well, you couldn’t before. I just created it. I’m a magician, you see.

She said, it’s getting really warm in here, and I said, well that’s because there’s a flying saucer above your car — get out!

At least he didn’t flit over here like a woods sprite. I was nervous.

They’re double-teaming us, Jim!

Dude, zombies can’t win.

Battlestar Galactica is so good. It’s like crack. It’s like crack mixed with Pringles.

I’m like Aquaman of the sky.