Category: Random and Awesome

It just lingers, like the feeling of a touch. Ummm, what did you just say?!

Oh, poor The Browns.

Let’s see how weird I can get.

If you come back with a face tattoo, I’m going to be your best friend.

What alternative thing to watch would you like to watch? As an alternative?

Follow that rickshaw! I am not following a rickshaw.

Hey, I wonder whose hoe that is.

I think it’s one of those standard things that’s on a ship. You never know who’s going to fall over.

It’s your rule; you lie in it. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.8

Who’s got two thumbs and is randomly awesome occasionally? Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.8

Go to this creepy-looking health store, get your blood drained or something. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.8

F*ck roses. Give us the techie stuff. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

How would you feel if you were on a plate and then you were in the garbage?? Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

This reminds me of dorms. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

I’m bowling in a leisure suit. I’ve never been happier. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

And, it comes with a stud finder. Well, all I have to do is look in the mirror. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Do you get to use the car pool lane if you have a crock pot next to you? Does that count as another passenger? Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Maybe I was eating bleach again. Published with Blogger-droid v1.5.7

I’m familiar with these. What are they? Published with Blogger-droid v1.4.6

I can do it with anything. Published with Blogger-droid v1.4.6

Sounds like a bad idea. I’m in.

That reminds me…I have to buy cat food at Trader Joe’s. For my multiple cats. Might look for a shapeless gray cardigan while I’m out as well.

And we can put our underwear in the freezer… that’s a thing, right?

It must be tough, to be so tough. Is it tough?

This is giving me the sads.

My old tool kit my dad got me like five years ago for Christmas has dwindled to a hammer and five of the exact same adjustable wrench. Like I’m pretty sur...

…Hence why i can’t stand the smell of Dial today. Or the taste.Um, if you could stand the taste of soap, I’d think you were weird.

I honestly don’t think they investigate discount fraud for magazine subscriptions too heavily.

Let’s go take a group hand-shower.

I may want to make this awesome.