Category: Technology and the Internet

Do you know of any emojis that are like a wizard? No. Can I ask you super cool questions like that more often? Sure.

Why isn’t there an emoticon for holding a gun to my own head? Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.8

I’ll keep you posted on things I discover with my live brain cam. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.7

No, this is correct. It’s on Wikipedia. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

I need robofingers, so I can type faster and not get tired. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

I don’t understand why you’re so old school on the creepiness. Use some tech. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

I think they should use stem cells to make centaurs to make Renaissance festivals better. Published with Blogger-droid v1.5.9

Our phones sounds like suck. Published with Blogger-droid v1.5.7

Maybe that money could have been spent on a projector that was made in my lifetime. Published with Blogger-droid v1.5.5.2

I should have checked my blind spot for your mergings. Published with Blogger-droid v1.4.1

Comic Sans?? I don’t think so.

Well, if you need someone to hold you, just let me know.And you’ll find somebody for me?Right. I’ll check CraigsList. There’s probably someone...

What does the sponge tool do in PhotoShop?Gives everyone square pants.

How can I uninvite you?

Next time when you ask “what should his password be,” and I say “like a license plate,” try a5h8t6J7 instead of the guy’s f***ing ...