Category: The Great Outdoors

There’s nothin’ like a temperate rainforest.

I proved to be good in the woods.

Why do you think traffic sucked so much? Because it’s so nice out? Yeah. People are just driving around, rubbernecking the weather.

I probably would run if I saw a troll Published with Blogger-droid v1.7.4

Man, I can’t wait until summer when I can pee outside again. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.8

I saw the wind blow!! I think that makes you magical. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.7

There’s so much material with gorillas — the extra long arms, the chest-beating, the banana-eating, the hanging out in mist… Published with Bl...

We wrote “help” in the middle of the field. We either used wood, or children. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

A chippy in my yard committed suicide by truck. Published with Blogger-droid v1.6.5

Why would you want spring water? Animals poop in springs. Published with Blogger-droid v1.4.8

You could hear the poop fall out of the trees!

I had my iPod on and I was walking along the river, and all of a sudden I was surrounded by a group of Corgis and lesbians. It was the best day.

Well, I’m on the phone, and it’s like — you don’t go over to someone’s house and start yelling at them. You stand in their side ya...

Get your own manta ray.

Why is this shark hovering over my McNuggets??

It has no natural predators…in my backyard…except for me.

Your face is in the dirt. You have a dirt mustache.